Hello, friends! Today I am working on edits for the manuscript of my forthcoming book 101 Kinky Things That Even You Can Do, which will be published in the fall of 2021. One of the things my editor suggested I cut was this chapter on autofellatio, to be replaced with something else, since, y’know, sucking your own dick isn’t exactly something that just anyone can do. (The chapter was a hold-over from the book’s original concept, “101 unusual kinks and fetishes.”) I’ve decided to share this passage with you before erasing it from existence forever. Enjoy! (Also, if you can orally stimulate your own genitals, congrats.)
Autofellatio is the act of sucking one’s own penis for pleasure. This requires a deep front-bend only attainable by the most flexible of folks, and perhaps a longer-than-average penis. An urban legend has circulated that rock star Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs surgically removed so he could self-fellate, suggesting that this elusive act is both revered and taboo.
Though autofellatio is remarkable in and of itself, it can also be incorporated into kink scenes if you so desire. A submissive might be called upon to put on a show for their dominant, for example, and could be heckled or praised, depending on their performance. An autofellator could also be offered rewards or punishments depending on their ability (or inability) to perform this skill. You don’t actually have to be able to do it in order to have fun trying!