Recently a man was seducing me, and he said: "I want to take you to bed, but I also want you to know that even if you only want to cuddle, that'd be lovely. When I woke up today, my only goal was to make sure you had a nice day.”
Naturally, I blushed and giggled... and then giggled some more. "You're doing a thing that I sometimes teach people to do, when I teach sex ed workshops," I told him.
"Oh yeah? What's that?"
Ignoring his hot, borderline-cocky smirk, I continued: "I call it the Chinese finger trap thing. And that's not a vagina joke."