The fuckboy/fuckgirl/fuckperson who bangs you well but who you will never see again
The princes in Into the Woods are the closest characters to our modern understanding of the term “fuckboy” in any pre-1990 musical that I’m aware of. And in no song is this more apparent than “Any Moment,” the flirty and feather-light song Cinderella’s prince sings to the baker’s wife after they share a mutually extramarital tryst amongst the trees. It has the rhythm of a text exchange you’d have with someone who fucks incredibly well but who, you eventually discover, has no intention of ever seeing you again once the bloom is off the rose.
You: Idk if I can do drinks tonight, I have to get up early for work tomorrow…
Them: Aww cmon! I’ll make it worth your while ;)