Nov. 30, 2024, 11:08 p.m.

'Twas the night before the Big Nut…

Sub Missives

’Twas the end of November, when all ‘cross the ‘net,

Not a penis was stirring, not a pussy was wet;

Self-deniers on Reddit got ready for fun,

Knowing No Nut November soon would be done.

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