Sub Missives

Why I’m horny for the thought of a new tattoo

May 29, 2022, 1:32 p.m.

It usually happens about a year after my last tattoo was inked onto my skin. Sometimes it’s more, sometimes it’s less. But it always hits me eventually.

The feeling of getting a tattoo is so specific, so weird, that I find it hard to convey to people who haven’t experienced it. Obviously it varies from person to person (and tattoo artist to tattoo artist), but in my particular body, it feels like:

  • someone stabbing me very quickly, very shallowly, over and over again, in one contained area, with a remarkably tiny needle

  • a sharp sunburn or other sudden burn on the location

  • the type of pain that, in a sadomasochistic kink scene, would make me think about saying “yellow,” like it was a viable option on the distant horizon, but not actually say it

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