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Conversational intercourse

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February 25, 2021
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3 thoughts about sex, exes, and aliens

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February 18, 2021
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I want to dress like it's Valentine's Day every day

One of the best things about Valentine’s Day is its color palette. There, I said it.

When I was younger and studied fashion magazines on the regular, I had certain ideas about what colors could and could not be paired together. Most notably, I avoided wearing blue with green, brown with black – and pink with red. These just seemed like incontrovertible fashion rules to me. As a personal style nerd attending an arts high school, honestly I could’ve worn way wackier stuff than I did and gotten away with it just fine, but I was still nervous to violate certain norms for whatever reason.

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February 11, 2021
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Porn & permission during the pandemic

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February 4, 2021
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That time I tried to sneak a dildo into a concert hall

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January 28, 2021
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Goodbye, angry man

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January 21, 2021
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Capitalism is a card game

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January 14, 2021
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What I would wear if this was a normal New Year's

Happy new year, y’all. It’s gonna be a weird one.

In the tradition of Gala Darling, one of my favorite whimsical fashion writers, who used to write wonderful blog posts about New Year’s Eve outfits and accessories, here are some outfits I’d love to be wearing tonight, in an alternate dimension where we could actually go out and do things.

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December 31, 2020
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The sexiest Christmas song

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December 24, 2020
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Do I still believe in the Law of Attraction?

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December 17, 2020
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Answering questions from the Sex subreddit

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December 10, 2020
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Your partner has a past – get over it

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December 3, 2020
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Having sex 500 times with the same person

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November 26, 2020
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Getting ready for my wedding alone

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November 19, 2020
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One way I know I'm marrying the right person

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November 12, 2020
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This election feels like a breakup

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November 5, 2020
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Put a ring on it 💍

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October 29, 2020
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I'm kinda asexual and that's very okay

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October 22, 2020
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Tale as (cuck)old as time

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October 15, 2020
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Why are my Sims always queer?

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October 8, 2020
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