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Do crushes ever really go away?

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January 29, 2023
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Zen and the art of leather care

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January 19, 2023
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Give me the green light

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January 15, 2023
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Here’s what I’d do with the random products that get pitched to me in my inbox

Because sex journalism is still fairly niche, and because sex coverage in general is usually done by reporters who have a range of other “beats” (dating, health, beauty, etc.), I often receive press releases that have nothing to do with the topics I actually write about. I imagine these PR people are reaching out to me simply because of the publications where I’ve had bylines – GQ, SELF, Insider, etc. – and assuming that if I write about sex toys for those places, I must write about other stuff for them too, which actually isn’t the case. These days, sex toys are my beat, and I almost never venture beyond them in the writing I do for publications.

I used to fret about being offered “press samples” by these companies. I would show my spouse these emails and tremulously say, “But what if I ask them to send me the purse/shoes/piano they’re promoting and then they get mad that I don’t write about it for any big outlets?” – to which my spouse always says, “If they’re offering a purse/shoes/piano to a journalist who only writes about sex toys, that’s on them. They should’ve done better research on the people they were contacting.”

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January 5, 2023
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The zen of sadomasochism

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December 31, 2022
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Fine dining is a kink scene

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December 18, 2022
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8 reasons I would never break up with someone for having a small dick

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December 10, 2022
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Why my dick-rating skills are a 0/10

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December 3, 2022
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A list of criteria for being on my Close Friends list on Instagram

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November 25, 2022
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Why are there so many sex cults, and what can we do about it?

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November 17, 2022
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4 times I embarrassed myself by writing a song about someone

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November 12, 2022
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Sex & alcohol: a complicated combo

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November 6, 2022
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Masturbation technique websites are so important

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October 27, 2022
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Are you the one?

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October 23, 2022
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Is it just me, or is “Breath of the Wild” a perfect metaphor for therapy?

I’ve been playing so much Breath of the Wild lately. SO MUCH. An amount that makes my eyes hurt and deprives me of sleep and seems to make hours of the day disappear in a snap.

If you don’t know it, don’t worry; video game knowledge is not a prerequisite for understanding the points of this piece. But to fill you in briefly, it’s an open-world game for the Nintendo Switch in the Legend of Zelda series, of which I had played exactly zero games before starting BotW. I’m not normally into the type of video game where you run around fighting goblins with swords and looking for treasure chests in dungeons, but friends (who knew me well) kept telling me I would love this game, so I finally picked it up.

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October 15, 2022
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He said he liked my philtrum

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October 9, 2022
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That time I was almost a SuicideGirl

Content note: This essay discusses me sexualizing myself, in a totally consensual but sometimes vaguely “yikes” way, when I was a teenager.

I was 15 when I discovered the website SuicideGirls. I was also 15 when I came out as bisexual. That’s probably not a coincidence.

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September 30, 2022
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What hypnosis feels like (for me)

Last night I went to an off-Broadway show called Hyprov where I, along with several other audience volunteers, was hypnotized on stage in front of a huge crowd of people.

The conceit of Hyprov is that the hypnotist whittles down the initial big group of volunteers to a smaller group of the 5 most “suggestible” people, who are then coached by an improvisor into doing various improv scenarios while in trance. I made it through some initial rounds but didn’t get into the final 5, which was fine with me as I wanted to watch the show just as much as I wanted to be in it, and you can’t really do both.

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September 22, 2022
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4 reasons I will never join the Mile High Club

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September 16, 2022
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Why is the gun dildo hot?

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September 9, 2022
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